Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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