It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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