you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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