return my video game
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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