Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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