The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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