she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
two words: eviction party
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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