So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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