Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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