Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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