Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I look better un-naked...
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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