I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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