And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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