My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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