fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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