i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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