Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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