You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Did we literally take a cab across the street
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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