it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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