YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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