he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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