problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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