Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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