please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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