she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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