i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
That was an excessively violent trivia night
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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