It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
my liver is dry heaving
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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