But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I have aggressive nipples.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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