operation have a gay friend backfired
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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