i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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