did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
