I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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