1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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