how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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