butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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