And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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