We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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