that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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