I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
you had me at cake vodka
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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