Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
