Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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