would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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