4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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