We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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