"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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