walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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