I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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