do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You are a genius and a whore.
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