Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize