Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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