I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I have demons in me.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
COCAINE IS GR8
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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