I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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