I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I just want to make out with him forever
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
