:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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