Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My breasts were aching with rage.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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